Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I used it a while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I was thinking about using it in the future, it's mine.
7. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
10. If I.....Oops! I am sorry, I goofed! Instead of listing Toddler Property Laws, I have been quoting Bill Gates' primary Business Plan!