Toddler Property Laws

[kitsap_charles]

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I used it a while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I was thinking about using it in the future, it's mine.
7. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
10. If I.....Oops! I am sorry, I goofed! Instead of listing Toddler Property Laws, I have been quoting Bill Gates' primary Business Plan!

Comments

[gloriajn.livejournal.com]

*groan*

No really, I think this is funny! :)

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[kitsap_charles]

All humor has a grain of truth. In this case, the "grain" weighs several tons...

[luvlyrita.livejournal.com]

or the way i heard it
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

{shiver}
pass the birth control!

rita -- FOAF surfing thru

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[kitsap_charles]

If it's broken, not only is it yours, it was mine and you broke it! I demand a new one-- no, a dozen new ones to replace it!!

[luvlyrita.livejournal.com]

lol
omg i'm glad i don't have kids
forget birth control
i'm getting my tubes tied

you're scaring me!