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[kitsap_charles]

(All knowledge is contained in Tom Lehrer.)

I always will remember,
'Twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a morning bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day!
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.

Comments

[glinda-w.livejournal.com]

*wry chuckles*

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

You sure that was Tom and not Dick? :) :) :)

[rhonan.livejournal.com]

But I suspect there is something harry about the coverage of that story... Could all those pills be coulding the Vice President's judgement?

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

*g*

Well found!

[teardrops7.livejournal.com]

tehe......ABOLUTELY FABULOUS.....so funny, it's cute..Thanks for
the 'chuckle'!