She said whaaat?

[kitsap_charles]

So, last night at the BBQ restaurant, riverheart and I were initially seated in the drafty extension room. After nearly freezing our butts off, we got ourselves moved into the main room.

And then, riverheart said to me, "Aren't your ears cold?"

Y'see, Billy and Susie were out on a date in the wintertime, and while driving home on a lonely road they got a flat tire. Neither of them had thought to bring gloves, so Billy went bare-handed out into the blizzard-like conditions to start changing the tire. He only got as far as getting the jack out of the trunk and properly set before his hands got too cold to move. He got back into the card to warm up, and Susie said, "Why don't you put your hands between my legs. They'll warm up faster that way." So he did, and they did. Thus fortified, he went back out into the snowstorm and was able to jack up the car and loosen the lugnuts before his hands once again got too cold even to feel. He again returned to the car, and Susie once again told him to put his hands between her legs to warm them up faster. After a few minutes Billy returned to brave the storm, but was only able to get the flat tire off and the spare onto the axle before his hands yet again became too cold.

And this time Susie said, "Aren't your ears cold too?"

Comments

[riverheart.livejournal.com]

The way you first told it to me, my love, he told her his ears were cold, too.

And you did complain that your hands were cold, at the restaurant. :-)