Didn't we do this *last* night?

[kitsap_charles]

If there is someone(s) on your friends list that you want to have hot sweaty sex with until you both run dry, go through two bottles of astroglide, change the sheets three times before giving up and using rubber sheets, have a five gallon water cooler installed in the bedroom, drain the water cooler dry, use a bag of Dove Promises™ to draw on each other, make the kitchen scene in 9 1/2 Weeks look tame, shoot a three hour long video before getting back to serious sex, go through all the positions in the Kama Sutra and make up several more, lower your purity score by 20 points, give the neighbors on the entire block something to talk about for the next year, cause the same neighbors to alternatively run in fear or give you their phone numbers, break the bed, put holes in the wall, scare the cats, and results in the cops being called seven times for the amount of noise you make and you get a finally get a summons for disturbing the peace and violating noise ordinances, post this exact sentence in YOUR journal....

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[kerrizor.livejournal.com]

Yowza!