Well, no operating heavy machinery today!

Y'know what happens when you take a cough medicine with codeine and a decongestant with antihistamines?

Yeppers. The heaviest machinery I'll be running today will be the shower head and the remote. Whee!

TicketBastards

There's a reason TicketMaster (no, I'm not providing a link— they don't deserve the business) is known as TicketBastard.

For the last hour, riverheart has been on the phone with a succession of Wastes of Oxygen, trying to get them to recognize that yes, the address she gave when ordering tickets is the address on her credit card. She confirmed it with the card issuer, who ran ten (count them! 10!!) authorizations using the address (which also appears on the issuer's statement). But no, TicketBastard can't get it to work.

Now she's being bounced from dolt to buffoon to time-waster, none of whom seems to be able even to determine who in their vile conglomerate is capable of actually accomplishing anything.

GAAH! Urge to kill, rising!