I don't know why, but this just seems so... right

From a non-LJ guy named Tim Toner, who got it from somebody else, who got it from somebody else…

In response to someone who asked advice about what to do with a new player whose character killed an innocent peasant in a D&D game for no reason:

"Say something like, 'Dude, what the hell are you doing? Is this game called "Kill the goddamn peasant" or is this game called "Dungeons and Dragons"? Was the peasant a dragon? No. Was the peasant a dungeon? Fuck no, asshat. So what the hell game are you playing? You want to kill peasants, you play Vice City. You don't waste my fucking time and the time of everyone else at this table. Fucktard. Are you going to play or are you going to leave?'

Then pull on your Viking hat, go out to the parking lot, pour lighter fluid on his car, and set it on fire."